Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2004 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2004 Santa Fe Trailer Bitch 8/1/2005

  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  L.Ford CF           4  0  1  0 .260     M.Mora SS           7  2  2  3 .314  
  T.Long LF           4  0  1  0 .310     T.Helton 1B         6  5  3  3 .378  
  J.Franco 1B         4  1  0  0 .324     R.Klesko RF         2  2  0  2 .289  
  J.Wilson SS         5  1  2  0 .284     B.Bonds LF          4  4  3  6 .330  
  C.Lee DH            4  2  3  2 .251     C.Beltran CF        3  3  1  1 .298  
  J.Vidro 2B          4  2  2  1 .367     P.Nevin DH          6  3  5  5 .282  
  S.Sosa RF           5  2  3  5 .237     E.Chavez 3B         5  4  3  6 .334  
  D.Miller C          5  1  2  1 .212     V.Wilson C          7  3  4  1 .333  
  N.Green 3B          3  0  0  0 .239     T.Walker 2B         3  4  3  2 .301  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      38  9 14  9                 Totals      43 30 24 29


Proctologists... 0 0 0  0 0 0  2 2 5  -  9 14  1
Trailer Bitches.11 5 2  4 2 0  6 0    - 30 24  0

Proctologists (41-64)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
J.Towers LOSS(5-6)        0 2/3   7  11  11   3   0   3  59   6.42
C.Bradford                2 1/3  10  11   9   4   3   1  82  13.50
O.Moreno                  4       6   8   8   9   2   1 131   5.64
E.Ramirez                 1       1   0   0   0   0   0  13   4.91
Totals                    8      24  30  28  16   5   5

Trailer Bitches (66-39)  IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA
S.Trachsel WIN(10-4)      6 2/3   8   2   2   4   4   2 144   6.19
T.Miller                  0 2/3   3   2   2   0   1   0  15   7.01
R.King                    1 1/3   2   4   4   1   2   0  27   2.95
T.Harper                  0 1/3   1   1   1   0   1   1  12   5.21
Totals                    9      14   9   9   5   8   3

ATTENDANCE- 50,475 DATE- Monday, August 1st 2005 TIME- Day 
T- 3:49
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 8  Trailer Bitches:11
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 1  Trailer Bitches: 2
ERRORS- S.Sosa
DOUBLES- C.Lee-2(27th), J.Vidro(17th), S.Sosa(11th), T.Helton-2(35th),
         B.Bonds-2(20th)
TRIPLES- V.Wilson(1st)
HOME RUNS- S.Sosa-2(12th), D.Miller(7th), T.Helton(28th), B.Bonds(34th),
           P.Nevin(8th), E.Chavez-2(24th)
SACRIFICE FLIES- M.Mora, R.Klesko, P.Nevin, T.Walker
WALKS- L.Ford, T.Long, C.Lee, J.Vidro, N.Green, T.Helton-2, R.Klesko-4,
       B.Bonds-2, C.Beltran-4, E.Chavez-2, T.Walker-2
HIT BY PITCH- J.Franco, B.Bonds, T.Walker
STRIKE OUTS- T.Long, J.Franco, S.Sosa, D.Miller-3, N.Green-2, M.Mora, T.Helton,
             C.Beltran, V.Wilson-2
GIDP- J.Franco, J.Vidro, E.Chavez
WILD PITCHES- O.Moreno, T.Miller
WEB GEMS- Bot 7th: Damian Miller blocked the plate, saving a run!

Third baseman Eric Chavez smashed 2 homeruns and had 6 RBI as the Santa Fe
Trailer Bitches destroyed the Chainsaw Proctologists by a score of 30 to 9 at
the ballpark.

Chavez punished Chainsaw with his bat.  He smashed a bases-empty 'big-fly' in
the 1st inning, lined a single plating two runs in the 4th inning and smacked
a three-run homer (his 24th of the season) in the 7th inning.  Santa Fe bats
were very productive in the 1st inning which saw them plate 11 runs on 8 hits
and the 7th inning with 6 runs on 4 hits.  Offensively, Santa Fe was a
juggernaut.  They scored in 6 separate innings.  

Steve Trachsel(10-4) picked up the victory, allowing 2 runs in 6 and 2/3
innings. Josh Towers(5-6) was hit with the loss.  He allowed 3 homeruns in
2/3 of an inning of work.  

'Some days it just all comes together, and this was one of them' Chavez said.
'I've been seeing the ball pretty well lately.'